Monday, July 7, 2008

ME according to Google

my life according to google
Type in the following and choose from the first page.


1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Bethany needs to hack her hair and lose a little more weight..."

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"This is what the name "Bethany" looks like in Japanese:. "Bethany" in Japanese characters. It is pronounced 'BESANII'"

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Bethany does Whitney Houstons 'I Will Always Love You'"

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Bethany (hates mashed potatoes!)"

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Bethany goes psycho"

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"Bethany loves carnage"

7.Type in "{your name} eats" in Google search:
"To be perfectly frank the display of what she eats in a day didn't seem that excessive to me, but the problem is Bethany eats it day in, day out and has ..."

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"bethany [has a new last name]"

9:Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
"Bethany Brannock died of head trauma on June 18, 2003. Andre Clifton, 25, who was the boyfriend of Bethany's mother, Leatrice "Leanne" Brannock, ..."

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
"Bethany will work with you to select a stable, loving family to care for your baby. After birth, you can choose to see your baby, name your baby, ..."


11:Type "[your name] is" in Google search:
"Bethany is a city in Oklahoma County, Oklahoma, United States, and a part of the Oklahoma City metropolitan area. The population was 20307 at the 2000 ...


12: Type "[your name] was" in Google search:
"May 11, 2007 ... Let’s now look at the Lord’s first encounter with Bethany as it is recorded ..... Bethany as it relates to the Lord’s heart for His church. ...

13:Type "[your name] has not" in Google search:
"Bethany has been dubbed a “musical medium”, crossing genres and time, and in re-inventing these deeply American songs, Bethany has not only taken them into ...

14:Type "[your name] took" in Google search:
" Bethany took baby Jesus and was walking around chewing on his head. Gramma Candy says Bet may run into some trouble when she gets to the pearly gates. ...

15:Type "[your name] smiles" in Google search:
" “Her gills are drying out,” added her father, Tom, with a smile. Bethany couldn’t wait to see the doctor the next day. Not to get her 19 stitches removed, ...


16:Type "[your name] buried" in Google search:
"Oh, the hilarity, Bunny jumped into the ballpool and Bethany buried her with balls, pretending she was burying her on the beach. ...


17:Type "[your name] ran" in Google search:
"Bethany ran a 16.68 in the 100H at 2008 Allstate Sugar Bowl Track and Field ... Bethany ran a 9.65 in the 55H at LHSAA Indoor State Meet, placing 6th. ...


18:Type "[your name] gave" in Google search:
"For example, when the class started working with colored blocks to learn new addition and subtraction facts, Bethany gave up quickly, saying, "I can't do it ...

19:Type "[your name] said" in Google search:
"it's like what bethany said... "we are all like light switches...guys are the kind that can switch on and off just like that, but girls...girls are dimmers. ...

20:Type "[your name] quit" in Google search:
"Bethany! Quit avoiding me already! Hope all is going well and you aren't drowing under work...I was talking to a friend from work about you the other ...

4 comments:

Mom2my10 @ 11th Heaven said...

That is really funny! I'll have to try that sometime. You have me really curious what it would say about ME! LOVE YOU!

Kelli said...

You are a crazy girl and I think I would take you to Les Mis no matter what you were wearing....

Elena said...

Hey Bethany! I thought this was so cool so I used it on my blog, hope you don't mind! I found you thru your mom. How are things back in Happy Valley? Cody and I are coming back in about a month. We should get together and do another one of those family BBQs when we get there!

Anonymous said...

Good words.

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